shitroosterteethsays:

Gavin: “In the Lego Movie, the word ‘Lego’ isn’t said once.”
Burnie: “Really? It must be because they live in a world of Lego.”
Gavin: “Yeah, but we live in a world of…”
*silence*

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southerngamerguy:

the crossover I didn’t know I needed…

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dicksplit:

"I’m full, do you want my dessert"

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equestrianfangirlswag:

she’s so touched for a moment

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t-high-la420:

start ur day off right with hearty bowl of gina torres as cleopatra letting xena know she’s DTF.

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scottshummus:

spiderandlime:

scottshummus:

spiderandlime:

scottshummus:

Quicksilver: (to Magneto) I’m holding your neck so you don’t get whiplash.
Magneto: What?
Quicksilver: WH-I-P-L-AAAAAAA-SH

Tyra Banks: (to Peter Parker) 
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Cold, dude, that’s real cold.

like gwen stacy’s body now

okokokokok i’m done i promise sorrryyyyyyy

Go sit in the corner.

i would but peter’s already there, thinking about what he’s done

i lied i wasn’t done but now i am

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theavengeronbakerst:

The biggest tragedy of Doctor Who for me is the fact that Jack never met the Ponds.

I mean, he would have liked Eleven and Amy.

But RORY.

He would have PURSUED Rory to the ends of the universe, and Rory would just be really confused and Amy would get super overprotective

"Captain Jack Harkness, and who are you?"

"HE’S MARRIED"

can you understand why I need this

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itraseras:

msdisneyprincess:

Bless the Sultan

The fact that that was the thing that pulled the Sultan out of his trance.

(Source: fydisneymisfits)

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ootasty:

manyxloves:

Miss J kind of looks like Tyler, the Creator in drag.

WHO DID THIS?!

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Series 3 of Doctor Who teaches us a very important lesson in why the Doctor isn’t supposed to just go around changing history so it suits his personal tastes.

Way back in “The Christmas Invasion,” the Doctor removed Harriet Jones from power because he didn’t agree with her moral judgement. As Prime Minister, Harriet was supposed to usher in Britain’s Golden Age.

By series 3, not only did the Doctor remove the Golden Age from Earth’s history, but he created a small power vacuum in the UK’s government that the Master took advantage of in order to become Prime Minister and take over the world.

Oops.

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abbythenormalone:

fortheloveofneps:

marththebland:

I can’t believe this is what our president and vice president spend their time on. We’re in 15 trillion dollars of debt, and millions of people are homeless, and abortion is still legal, and instead of signing bills to fix these things our president is doing this. Well I’m glad you’re having fun, you fucking bitch. Fuck the United States. /rant

WAITNDO YOU THINK THISNIS A REAL THING????
THIS IS SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE OH MY GOD

THIS IS THE BEST POST EVER I’M CRYING 

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