materiajunkie:

"they just keep naming symptoms until they get one that you fucking got,

'are you sad? are you lonely? do you got athlete's foot? are you hot, are you cold? what you got? you want this pill huh, mothafucka' “

- Chris Rock

(Reblogged from manicsocratic)
(Reblogged from manicsocratic)

the-pietriarchy:

I’m going to die alone and miserable but at least I’ll find peace knowing that I never thirsted over benedict cumberbatch

(Reblogged from steventaylors)

therothwoman:

lizawithazed:

ten0uttaten:

toocooltobehipster:

Banned Grey Poupon ad is hilariously wrong [YouTube]

THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN

WHY WAS THIS BANNED THIS IS BRILLIANT

They saw their chance and they fuckin took it.

(Reblogged from spooky-scary-symbiote)
(Reblogged from spooky-scary-symbiote)

kevinbolk:

These are the kind of people who raise a guy like Clark. 

(Reblogged from spooky-scary-symbiote)

thorinobsessed:

tuiteyfruityundead:

toddystuck:

elvenkingthrandy:

thecumbercookieaboveallothers:

mindtriggers:

THIS WILL BE SUCH A LONG MARATHON AND I AM SO READY

That’s prob about 12 hours

extended lotr alone is 11 hours and 22 minutes.

LOTR Extended = 681 minutes
Hobbit 1 Extended = 182 minutes
Hobbit 2 Extended = approx. 186 minutes
Let’s say Hobbit 3 Extended is at least 185 minutes

The full marathon run time will be around 1234 minutes, or 20 hours 30 minutes.

let’s weed out the weak ones

(Reblogged from manicsocratic)

revedas:

THIS WAS SUCH A GREAT JOKE

(Source: vampire-groupie)

(Reblogged from steventaylors)

toonskribblez:

zombiedogdraws:

bienenkiste:

Ph. Lobke Leijser

I DIDNT UNDERSTAND THAT SHE WAS WEARING A SWEATER WITH WHITE SLEEVES I ONLY SAW THE BLACK AND GOT REALLY SCARED BECAUSE I THOUGHT SHE HAD FREAKISHLY SKINNY SLENDERMAN ARMS OH GOD

I THOUGHT IT WAS A GIGANTIC CAT!

(Reblogged from romancingthelookyloos)

overlypolitebisexual:

have you ever considered that female celebrities claim not to be feminists/push a watered down version of feminism because it’s fucking unsafe for them to admit to anything else? emma watson gave the most watered down, man friendly speech on feminism i’ve ever seen in my life and men threatened to leak nudes of her and attack her so

(Reblogged from amzzz101)
(Reblogged from manicsocratic)

drackiszunk:

How cute I think I am:

image

How cute I really am:

image

(Reblogged from drackiszunk)

jimthejokermoriarty said: Spider Jerusalem vs Tony Stark in an asshole competition.

towritecomicsonherarms:

Namor
He’s not even in the contest
that’s how much of a wanker he is.

(Reblogged from towritecomicsonherarms)

(Source: heckboy)

(Reblogged from oskur13)

mechanicmuffin:

carnotaurus-sassytrei:

konkeydongcountry:

sreido:

where was this when I was small enough to fit in it

you say that like i’m not gonna just awkwardly squeeze myself into it

if it worked for bowser, it’ll work for me

having worked at toys r us

i can assure you that size is no obstacle for adults wanting to hop on a kiddy toy

the grotesque contortions of the human bodies i have seen will chase me to the grave

toys r’ us guy has seen some shit

(Reblogged from sphlunger)